MLP Anomalies, Her 'Real Friends'

Sir Lintsalot
Sir Lintsalot sounds like a royally conscripted warrior, his speech and title almost contradicting. We suspect that Sir Lintsalot would have an average build, broad shoulders and very well made armour complete with painted symbols likely beared by his house. Judging by what Pinkie Pie did when she imitated him, it also seems like he would be rather aged and have a grand beard; she held her hooves up in front of her in a strange pose. Sir Lintsalot is probably a skilled warrior, if his title is anything to go by; he may well lead an entire Knighthood in a fight for all around justice. The Genderbended version would probably be Lady Lintsalot.

Rocky
One word: punk. Rocky's accent (no offence), demeanour and even his name give an image of a young man wearing torn jeans and a white shirt with a black jacket over the top, maybe even a beanie if you're feeling crazy. He can be quite rude, even hostile, and has a pathetic indoor voice. In spite of the obvious flaws, Rocky is very defensive of those he considers friends, seen when he gets right up in Rainbow Dash's face to tell her off. He probably puts his feet up on the table though… The Genderbended version would probably be Rachel.

Madame LeFlour
Madame LeFlour is a polite woman with strong opinions. Despite being the first to apologize or thank someone she becomes rather aggressive when a debate flares up; case in point, she slams her hand down on the table when claiming that Pinkie Pie's friends had been 'downright despicable' towards her. It's possible that she enjoys more than her fair share of cakes but somehow stays impossibly thin. She's French, so that may explain it. Those people are scary. The Genderbended version would probably be Monsieur LeFlour.

Mr. Turnip
Mr. Turnip. Likes punch and talks slowly with a low voice. That's all we got from the scene he was featured in so we expanded on that. Mr. Turnip is a very large man with a soggy midsection that really needs to get out more. Not exactly the life of the party, Mr. Turnip might still be exceptionally wealthy judging by his name. Hey, Applejack sells apples and makes a hell of a living out of it so perhaps the Turnips do too. He seems to be married, probably to an equally chubby Mrs. Turnip. Although large and cumbersome, Mr. Turnip is always ready to get up in a hurry to defend someone kind or giving. Being already married, it's difficult to Genderbend Mr. Turnip so we'll just stick with Mrs.